The Hummer that became Bentley

Though the monkey be dressed in silk… monkey remains. We know this saying very well around here, but globalisation has not been lucky enough to bring it as far as Dubai.

There, a certain individual with a taste for British cars, the opulence of size and gold even in the soup has decided to undertake what until now he should have kept to himself. Although there have been fairly direct precedents -see: Hummer that became a Rolls Royce– this one is, if anything, rather worse.

The ingredients have been a §h7h8§, headlights and tail lights modelled on those of Bentley, a few chrome pieces, badges imitating Bentley in the style of a Chinese bazaar -more successful on the inside-, gold paint, tuning details such as large chrome exhaust outlets from the underbody or oversized wheels, and the key… a great deal of indecency.

I won’t talk about the interior for the sake of my own health. Those with strength and a stomach left will still be able to understand me by viewing the gallery that follows. Sensitive people should abstain.

Via | Autoblog